My boss was walking me to my car because I got off...
When someone brings up something really...
impandahh: “Let me help you to shut the fuck up.”
Do you miss him at the most happy and fulfilling times of your life? Just...– (via eletheowl) I need to remember this. (via l1ketheapple)
A woman has a close male friend. This means that...
very-anonymous: -LOL soooo true! management sucks, huh
The Daily Beast Ranks the 20 Most Useless College... →
MLIA, isn’t it? I made #10. -___-
I'm feeling a shopping bug comin' on. I need some...
Specifically, today, I feel inclined to go lipstick shopping…
Twinkle twinkle, little star.
Now, I wonder how you are.
It's all cute and whatever now, but one day,...
I guarantee it. =] At least I admit it.
An actual conversation between two 28-year-old men...
Guy 1: She had to go, man. Had. to. go.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was time.
Guy 1: And she's mad at me about it. Like, coming to me trying to talk to me about it because she's upset or some shit, and I'm like, "Nah, this is done. We're done."
Guy 2: Sometimes you gotta do that. Be firm.
Guy 1: It's like, I have six Pokeballs, ya know what I mean? I got six Pokeballs and there's 150 Pokemon out there. I'm not gonna hang on to my PIDGEY, ya know what I'm sayin? I'm not gonna hang on to my Ratata.
Guy 2: Exactly.
Guy 1: She's on some Professor Oak shit. I'm tryin to be the best.
Guy 2: Even Pikachu had to go eventually, n*gga. You did the right thing.
LMAO WUT! haha
"I'm deathly allergic to commitment."
-Holly Holliday, Glee 2.17
tammmeeek: me: “what’s wrong with me? why don’t i like good guys that are willing to do anything for me and i know they’d treat me so well?” bee: “because you think you are better than them. because you’re too selective. because in the end, you’re not willing to get hurt like you have been before..” me: “o_0 rule #4: don’t settle for mediocrity. i want love full of passion, intelligence and...
"Get used to it. I'm a sub. I'm a rolling stone....
I can’t get over how much Holly Holliday makes me “SOML” when I watch Glee >.< (Glee 2.17)
Wong Fu Productions: Strangers, Again
Girl: What do you think will happen if we don't end up together?
Guy: I think that if life seperates us and we end up in totally different places I'll always remember when our paths aligned from this period in time and I'll always be thankful for that and I hope that where ever your are, you'll be thankful too. And I think that's the best we can wish for.
You need to woo me.
vansthoughts: And fyi, it’s the little things that count the most.