July 2010
Attention all future boyfriends, lovers, sugar...
I love dining out. What girl doesn’t? But let me warn you now: be careful and keep my attention at fine dining establishments with amazing head chefs. I’ve been watching a KDrama on Hulu called “Pasta”, and I am officially in love with the head chef. A man who can cook, dresses with swagger and style, has power, owns his attitude, and looks quite handsome can steal my...
"i love men!" -vic ketchum
“is it cold outside?”
“i dunno, do you want a sweater?”
“yes please”
“here, it’s a mens small”
“I LOVE MEN!”
"when ever you mention tiff, i still imagine her...
HAHAHAH random night last fall when i met one of victoria’s friends. we played smash & i always got the hammer. i did not sing the hammer song, but LOL @ this guy. hahah i’m glad that’s what i’m remembered for, i guess?
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Golden State Warriors to sign ex-Palo Alto High... →
originalinsanity:
Lin, a 6-foot-3, 200-pound combo guard who was undrafted out of Harvard, played for the Dallas Mavericks summer league and piqued the interest of several teams with his play. But the former Palo Alto High School star is signing with the Warriors, his favorite team growing up.
If you go back to my post on July 1st, you can check out #4.
I’d like to take this opportunity...
NURSE 1: Hey can you hand me one of those...
Nurse 2: Yeah here. Surgery this morning?? Wait, is it for a surgery that’s minor or surgery on a minor?
Nurse 1: A surgery that’s minor. Er wait, actually, she might be a minor too.
REALLY THOUGH? I AM FUCKING 21 YEARS OLD. T_____T
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janhung:
I’ve liked this boy for awhile now. I am certain he does not like me back. But I think I am okay with it… moving along now.
because they all SUCK! …well, at the moment. haha
Clever Advertisement...
cheaperthanacupofjoe:
Click it… just don’t lick it.
haha this is clever.
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BEST. FONT. EVER. →
originalinsanity:
clickity click^
hahahahhahah
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Cheaper Than a Cup of Joe: Using Math to help you... →
How do I know if she’s too young to date?
Answer: Divide your age by 2, then add 7. If she’s younger than the total, she’s too young.
How do I know if he’s too young to date?
Answer: Subtract 1 from your age and see if your pride can handle that.
How do I know if she’s a slut?
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hahahahah i love this
I have lab practical in the morning at 9am for...
…and yet I spent the last few hours working on another piece. Damn it. I really want to post the 2 pieces I just made, but I can’t do it till @janetanne gets hers in the mail! GRRRRRRR
Dear USPS, work faster please. Thanks, Tiff
In most cases in marriage, you're only gonna get...
janetanne:
hellorenee:
Tyler Perry, Why Did I Get Married?
80/20 theory, so true. i’ve done this before. whoops.
jae, i remember when you talked to me about this. i feel like i see it in action constantly. i.e. last week D:
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Asian version of Jersey Shore in the works? →
oh boy… this is gonna be one of those trashy shows i want to hate so badly but i watch anyway D:
UCD Synchronized Swim Team 07/11/10 →
My first performance on the UCD Synchro Swim Team! Tryouts coming up if anyone’s interested!
Sunny and Kent are so silly =) This was all Sunny’s idea. LOL
Maroon 5 is touring with Bruno Mars. Tickets go...
Tickets actually look affordable at ~$60 for best levelled seats. Well, for Sac show, at least. This is a maybe.
