I just got strawberry cupcake batter on my phone.
GG
June 2010
It's almost 5am. I'm studying, and I want curly fries.
I DON'T LIKE ALBERT POSIS' DICK ALL UP IN MY DASHBOARD'S GRILL.
cause seriously, that shit made me go
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this was the part when cady storms in crying about the halloween party when regina took aaron back
MUGGLES GONNA MUG
(via savethefez)
WIZARDS GONNA WIZ
DUMBLES GONNA DORE :’)
LOCKHARTS GONNA LOCK
HERMIONE’S GONNA HERM.
SNAPE’S GONNA SNAP
MALFOY’S GONNA MALF.
SEAMUS’ GONNA SEAM
BUCKBEAK’S GONNA BUCK
DOBBY’S GONNA DOB
RONS GONNA R
HARRYS’ GONNA POTTER
GRANGERS GONNA GRANGE, HAGRID’S GONNA HAG.
I can't be your 8.5 when I know that my 9.6 is out there.
Is that selfish of me?
Rawr! I hate when I can relate my life to TV shows! >=|
[HIMYM 1.07]
When boys pull a dick move, nobody cares. When girls pull a bitch move, everybody talks.
Life is a big mystery.
(via jadoretiffany)
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hey @janhung
Remember last summer when I was trying to get Mister Pretty-Eyed Manwhore? What’s my target this year?
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