April 2010
“Life is far too short to be worried about someone who in the long run isn’t...”
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Theeeeeese guys.
Matt: To be honest, I thought you were a flaming bitch when I first met you.
Me: Really?! Denny, do you think I'm a flaming bitch?!
Denny: Well, not flaming...
NGL, eugenia, people ALWAYS say that to me a few weeks after getting to know me hahaha
whythefuckwouldusaythat asked: This is not a question, but a response. I found your replacement for Whitney Houstan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt1cF-yoP58 :]
another sleepless night
after my midterm tomorrow, i’m defs gonna go to the rec pool & nap
lol @ the 'secretary's day' episode of the office
oh kevin…
i woke up at 2pm today because i slept at 6...
i love the zetas.
How do I feel? Ever since I walked away from you....
i just pulled the most academically unproductive...
i didn’t study for my midterm. i facebooked, tumblred, watched movies on hulu, ate trolli brite crawler eggs, watched tv at home, sang to myself, cooked amazing ass food, and talked to people on aim.
i have a few hours… what should i do now?
i'm in a jenny suk phase
check her out. shes semi amazeballz
"The simple truth that is known to every shepherd;...
-Vanity Fair
I just watched this movie again while I was studying for FSM120. It just reminded me of how much I adored it when I first saw it. It’s so romantic. Like, not in a cheesey lovey dovey way, but just in general—it’s so romantic. Like I said to Andrew while I watched it—Reese is perfection in this role. Then I realized that I know why I love it so much: the...
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT "NO ONE OVER AGE 9 IS... →
it’s a global policy at all disney theme parks. i’m depressed now.
If I had a dollar for all of the times I thought I found the right one I’d be a billionaire and then I could probably ride out And go and find the right one I wouldn’t mind a dude that could take my attitude And take the time to listen Someone that understands when I need a lil space And when I need attention But I’m lookin’ for a real Somebody with direction (direction)...
EVERYBODAAAAY! LET'S DO THE CIS TRANS DANCE!...
i just changed my fb status to that. i’m helping victoria study for ochem. hahaha.
LIKE A PRAYER; PLEASE EXCUSE ME, IM DYING
welcometothepast:
ive beeen waittttting
sdfjhasdkjfha
IUDSOIXDJCXD i died.
can they make the '4 minutes' set/segment look...
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"Just do what I do: never say no"
ROFL. it’s only been 7 minutes and i’m laughing my ass off.
"watching him dance is like watching a fat kid...
gahhh. i have such sassy friends… lol. but i love them
montythebronty:
melitaanne:
omgfactsofficial:
Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX.
WHAT! I didn’t try it -_- but that’s crazy, hahaha.
…wat.
TIMMY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS! LOL!
A friend of mine goes to Brown and she has a...
buhbon:
leapshigh:
naviyukee:
alyson-noele:
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LOLZ FOR DAYS.
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LOL!
win.
total win. :]
NGL, that was a total win thing to think of, but at the same time, i feel bad for her =( she just wants a normal college experience. leave the girl alone.
woman and her son remake old spice commercial →
via ellen degeneres show
hahahah i like how they do the ‘magical’ stuff from the commercial… and the horse! lol
"Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's...
