January 2011
That awkward moment when you misheard JB songs. →
xdontstop:
Much Better:
I wanna fuck with you
Make out tonight with you
Just Friends:
There she goes again, the girl I made love with
If I had my way, we’d fuck and fuck all day
WYLMITE:
I find my pair of dice, when you look me in the eyes
Who I Am:
Are you gonna love me? Fuck who I am!
SOS: (listen to the soundtrack of the 3D movie)
‘Cause sex is overrated, just FYI
Black Keys:
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That awkward moment when you misheard JB songs. →
xdontstop:
Just Friends:
There she goes again, the girl I made love with
If I had my way, we’d fuck and fuck all day
WYLMITE:
I find my pair of dice, when you look me in the eyes
Who I Am:
Are you gonna love me? Fuck who I am!
SOS: (listen to the soundtrack of the 3D movie)
‘Cause sex is overrated, just FYI
World War III:
You can’t have a WW3, if theres only one fuck buddy
You gotta...
December 2010
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"It's gorilla central out there! Get the [bleep]...
-JWoww
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"It's gorilla central out there! Get the [bleep]...
-JWoww
"My favorite unit of measurement is 'a shit load'"
-Kanye West
"My favorite unit of measurement is 'a shit load'"
-Kanye West
bed conversation LOL
A: something smells funny B: that’s cuz i just farted
bed conversation LOL
A: something smells funny B: that’s cuz i just farted
={)
me: I kinda have a headache tho.
han: omg. i misread that as “I kinda have a moustache tho”
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me: I kinda have a headache tho.
han: omg. i misread that as “I kinda have a moustache tho”
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Let me tell you something about Enrique.
We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Ricky who was totally gorgeous but then he was too busy livin la vida loca, and Enrique was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Ricky, he’d be like, “Why...
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Let me tell you something about Enrique.
We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Ricky who was totally gorgeous but then he was too busy livin la vida loca, and Enrique was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Ricky, he’d be like, “Why...
WatchEnrique thinks he’s such hot shit now without his mole…
WatchEnrique thinks he’s such hot shit now without his mole…
Time for a Rant.
So in general, my family calls up Boiling Crab to order our food and then we pick it up 30 minutes later. Tonight, I called in at 740. I got a busy signal during my 10 minutes of non stop calling, and then they finally picked up and put me on hold for a bit. So I guess they were probably super busy, right? Anyway, I order shrimp and some other stuff and they tell me 35-40 minutes.
Fast...
this damn song only reminds me of all the blisters...
this damn song only reminds me of all the blisters...
I want a guy best friend who gets mistaken as my...
check all of the above. this be matthew stinson <3
Go to Google Images. Type in your tumblr URL....
surprise surprise. it’s weird tho cuz the source was on nikkinocturnal’s tumblr!
I'm craving Boiling Crab.
I’ve never been a HUGE HUGE fan… Like I honestly don’t think it’s worth a 2 hour wait. It’s good but it’s not THAT good. This is probably why I always just call in an order for pick up and take it home. NGL, the sauce… I toss that with some macaroni or pasta in a pan for a few minutes, and it makes an AMAZING side with the shrimp. Add some of their...
fuckyeahtiaranguyen:
mellokitty:
I don’t understand why people use the “you’re too good for me” reason to break up. What a bullshit reason. It doesn’t make any sense. You’re abandoning a person that’s exceeding your expectations? What are you? Stupid? Clearly. I don’t know about you, but if I had someone that was beyond what I expected, I’d cling onto that person and appreciate them.
oh mel,...
